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THE COVID 19 VIRUS HAS NOW BEEN AROUND FOR OVER A MONTH, AND THE CITY OF MIAMI'S WEBSITE CONTINUES TO DEMONSTRATE THAT PROVIDING ACCURATE AND UP-TO-DATE INFORMATION SEEM TO BE BEYOND THEIR CAPABILITY
NUMBER 96 - APRIL 9, 2020
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By now it's probably dawned on most people in and around the City of Miami that Boy-Toy Mayor Francis Suarez spends much of his time either brainstorming with his millennial staff for ways that he can make himself appear manly and in control, or looking for ways to get in phony pissing matches with Miami-Dade Mayor Carlos Gimenez.
In the meantime, the real nuts and bolts work that would show competence and a concern for transparency have all but been jettisoned, as photo ops, selfies and self-serving social media posts by the Mayor and Commissioners - although Commissioner "Comemierda" Carollo seems to have dropped off the radar screens - have become the new norm as everyone scrambles to build up brownie points that they can bank for future use if, and when the shit starts hitting the fan and questions start getting asked about all the behind the door deals and schemes that seem to be what the smart money crowd is focusing on.
In any event, this morning I went on the city's website to check and see if the City Manager and the City Attorney had decided to start posting copies of any, or all of the contracts that have been negotiated and signed under emergency decree, and of course they hadn't, but I did discover that the city isn't even keeping up with the Emergency Orders that the City Manager is issuing, for instance, above you see that the last overall update on the city's COVID webpage was posted on April Fool's Day.
Below, you see that the same applies for specific testing updates, and below that is the latest news and information which seems to be coming from the future. Today is April 9th, but as you can see, the Soothsayers working for the city have already gotten information From April 28th.
Now of course, that's probably a mistake, and that should be March 28th instead of April 28th, but that doesn't speak well for the Communication Department either, since that's almost 2 weeks ago, and that means that folks who rely on the city for information in Creole or even Spanish are shit out of luck.
But don't worry, the Mayor has written to billionaire Bill Gates asking him to come to Miami and rescue the citizens, or at least provide him with a photo opportunity that he can then use to parlay into TV appearances to brag about how important a "leader" he must to be because Bill Gates came to Miami to talk with him.
It's Miami. Bitches!