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THIS IS MY VERSION WHAT WHAT ACTUALLY WAS SAID DURING THIS SWEARING IN:
CLERK: Do you Art, promise to serve and protect the little lying coward holding the Bible next to you from all future attacks and efforts to emasculate him by your friends Joe Carollo and Alex Diaz de la Portilla, to not plunder the city too badly, and to fire all of Emilio Gonzalez's appointees, starting with the Chief of Police, the Code Enforcement Director and the Director of Capital Improvements?
ART: I promise to evaluate every employee, and keep those who I have been told I can keep, and fire those that I agreed to fire, like every City Manager before me. When it comes to Carollo I can't promise anything about what will come out of his mouth, so I'll do what I can, but if Francis won't stand up for himself what do you expect me to do, I mean, he's not my wife, right? When it comes to Alex though, we're cool. When I need to do a little side deal for Alex, Francis knows to keep his mouth shut and go take a trip somewhere.
CLERK: Well, since this is Miami, Bitches! that sounds good to me. I now pronounce you the latest new city manager of Miami. You may now kiss the Mayor!
NUMBER 57 - FEBRUARY 29, 2020