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OYE! COMEMIERDA, HERE'S ANOTHER EVENT THAT THE LITTLE BOY MAYOR DIDN'T INVITE YOU TO
At the last regular commission meeting, Commissioner "Comemierda" Carollo spent almost 5 minutes whining and bitching about how the mayor was attending events and luncheons in his district and nobody was either telling him, or inviting him.
He went on and on about how he was being disrespected, and you'd have thought that maybe he was depending on free meals to survive.
NUMBER 26 - FEBRUARY 3, 2020
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To add insult to injury, over the weekend when Juan Guaido showed up in Miami, Francis Suarez showed up and gave him a Key To The City, and it's obvious by the photo that he didn't bother to invite either Carollo, or any of the other members of the commission.
That's got to really hurt, because it seems that every time that Guaido or his wife shows up in Florida, Suarez manages to outfox the fox.
When Guaido's wife showed up last year Carollo bolted from a commisison meeting when he was told that Suarez was on his way to Miami International Airport to greet the lovely Mrs. Guaido, only to find out too lastr thst that was a ploy, because instead of Miami she flew in to Fort Lauderdale Airport. Carollo I was told, was livid over being played out of pocket like that.
Now it seems that even Carlos Gimenez isn't answering Carollo's phone calls, because he too gave Guaido a Key To The County on Saturday, and unlike last time this time he only invited some of his county commissioners to join him for the photo-op.
Incredible feeling to welcome @FabiiRosales to South Florida! Su visita a los #EEUU es un testamento que la Primera Dama y el Presidente @jguaido no solo comparten nuestros valores democráticos, pero también que están comprometidos a traer nuestros valores a #Venezuela. pic.twitter.com/0UnDp0yv93— Mayor Francis Suarez (@FrancisSuarez) March 28, 2019
To recoup some of his dignity, Carollo got his pal Carlos Gimenez to include him the following day when he gave her a Key To The County.
NUMBER 27 - FEBRUARY 3, 2020
THE GAME'S ON
Could to bromance between Carlos Gimenez and "Comemierda" be over?
It's Miami. Bitches!