Here is Alex "Sneakers The Bodyguard" Lamprou, with Suarez and Willie Gort at the airport on the way to Spain a couple weeks ago. The photo prompted a Crespogram Twitter follower to come up with, "Sneakers The Bodyguard."

To date, the Miami Police Department has refused to release the travel documents for "Sneakers" and any other bodyguards that went to Spain.

As for the claim that these guys aren't bodyguards, but merely chaffeurs, that's bullshit.  When you have a badge, a gun, you're a bodyguard, especially when you have to stand around all day making believe that the little jitterbug you're "guarding" is a VIP in need of protection.

At last year's Conference of Mayor's he not only had Lamprou protecting him, but also the Chief of Police, because when you're a part-time ceremonial Mayor, you need all the trapping of power that you can surround yourself with so people won't think you're just a lightweight.