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NUMBER 108 - JULY 19, 2019
WHY IS GOD ALWAYS INVOKED BY THE SLEAZIEST POLIICIANS AS BEING THEIR GUIDE, THEIR CO-PILOT OR ARRANGING FOR THEM TO BE ELECTED? SERIOUSLY!? WHAT DID THE CITIZENS OF MIAMI DO TO PISS OFF GOD SO BADLY THAT HE WOULD AGREE TO BE FRANCIS SUAREZ'S GUIDE, AND JOE CAROLLO'S CAMPAIGN MANAGER?
In March of 2018, shortly after Francis Suarez had given his first "State Of The City" address, his father Xavier, posted the above Tweet, quoting Francis' claim that, "God promised to guide me...."
I read that claim and concluded that if God had indeed signed on to be Francis' guide then that constitued a contractual agreement between the Boy-Toy Mayor and his all powerful eminence, and so I sent him a public record's request:
"Since God has signed on to be an advisor, I would like for
you to consider this letter as a formal public records request
for a copy of the contract and the exchange of any and all
emails along with any other public records between you and
God that led to him agreeing to sign on as a consultant."
Alas, as with so many other public record requests I've filed since Suarez has become Mayor, he did not respond, which is unfortunate because given Suarez's behavior since he's been mayor, he really could have used God's help on numerous occasions, and it would have been interesting to see just what God's suggestions and guidance on issues like Melreese Golf Course, running for Strong Mayor and hiring Eddy Leal might have been.
It's not unusual for politicians to invoke their close, personal relationship with God, except of course when they screw up or get caught screwing the public.
At the same time, while it's one thing to claim that you'll pay attention to God's advice if elected, and another to claim, as Commissioner "Comemierda" Carollo did at the last commission meeting that his return to public life was orchestrated by a, "higher authority."
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You can't make this shit up.
Not only is Carollo claiming that he's back on the dais because of the intervention of a "higher authority," but that he believes that at sometime in the future he'll spend his days in the fictional land of "Shangri-La."
Carollo behavior since his re-election has demonstrated that he remains a mean, vindictive, corrupt, lying weasel of a plitician, but now it seems that on top of everything else he's also a meglomaniac who believes that his return was caused by the intervention of some "higher authority."
To me, that sound a lot like campaign management, and so, I did what I do when I have questions, I submitted a public record request to "Comemierda."
I'm sure that "Comemierda" will respond expeditiously to this request.
It's Miami, Bitches!