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NUMBER 6 - MARCH 1, 2018


GOD SIGNS ON AS FRANCIS SUAREZ'S PERSONAL ADVISOR, WHICH CAN ONLY MEAN THAT HELL HAS FROZEN OVER

Dear Mayor Suarez,

I read with interest your father's Tweet about a comment that you made during your State of the City address where you stated that "God had promised," to guide you in your "service to the city through good and bad."

Since God has signed on to be an advisor, I would like for you to consider this letter as a formal public records request for a copy of the contract and the exchange of any and all emails along with any other public records between you and God that led to him agreeing to sign on as a consultant.

I certainly applaud your desire to reach out for advise and guidance from God because it's hard in Miami to avoid finding yourself in the company of slimy, sleazy and ethically challenged people all wanting to elbow their way to the trough in an effort to cash in while screwing the taxpayers, and after eight years on the City Commission you could not only benefit from a little guidance from God, but also it might help if her were to  bring in a couple of his angels to run you through a car wash as a way to remove some of the accumulated slime.

I don't know how many discussions you've had with God so far, but I certainly hope that among the things he's suggested that you should quit doing is allowing yourself to be photographed with alleged child molesters, drug dealers and corrupt politicians?  Photographs, like words, have consequences.

Given that last year you collected almost million in donations for your campaign account and Political Committee from developers, land use attorneys and contractors who viewed the 0,000, 5,000, 0,000 and even 0,000 donations that they gave you to be "investments," I certainly hope that God has provided you with advise on how NOT to prostitute yourself and your office when those folks start showing up at your door looking for a return on those "investments," and more importantly that you paid attention to that advise, because even know the knocks on your door are growing loud.

Now that you've revealed that God has signed on to personally provide you with guidance,  I would suggest that you post Sunshine Meeting notices the next time you and he decide to have a discussion about your stewardship of the City.  God's been known to work in mysterious ways, but if he's going to be your personal advisor, I think he needs to be aware that he's a public employee, and needs to follow Florida's Sunshine and Public Records Laws.

Your pal,

Al