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NUMBER 168 - NOVEMBER 6, 2019
COMMISSIONER "SELLOUT" RUSSELL THOUGHT HE WAS BEING SLICK BY GIVING HIS DOE-EYED MILLENNIAL SOCK PUPPET ELEAZAR MELENDEZ, $150,000 SO HE COULD SIT NEXT TO HIM AT COMMISSION MEETINGS AND PROTECT HIM FROM COMMISSIONER "COMEMIERDA"CAROLLO. UNFORTUNATELY SOCK PUPPET DIDN'T WIN, SO THIS IS WHAT $150,000 LOOKS LIKE WHEN YOU THROW IT INTO A FIRE
The single most important person this morning in determining whether the next two years at Miami City Hall will be a replay of the last two years, only on steroids, is Miami's Boy-Toy Mayor Francis Suarez.
While he got Ken Russell back as his only true suporter on the Commission, he's still got Manolo Reyes and Joe Carollo to contend with, and now he faces a possibility of those two being joined by Alex Diaz de la Portilla, who in Joe Carollo's mind is going to be a member of "his team," once he gets elected.
If Portilla wins and does become a member of Carollo's "team," then Carollo will have a strong and constant 3 man majority that he can use to batter Suarez around like a ping-pong ball.
Two years ago, Suarez face this same dilemma with Carollo.
Then, he could have come out in support of Alfie Leon the day after Leon and Carollo learned that they'd be facing each other in a runoff, and the odds are that with his money and his popularity, Suarez could have swayed the runoff in Leon's favor.
He didn't, and he's had two years of having to eat shit and being disrespected as Carollo treats him like a punching bag.
This morning Suarez could change the equation and come out in support of Miguel Gabala, and with the natural shift of voters who voted for the losing candidates, and the endorsement of some of those candidates, starting with Horacio Aguirre, Gabala has a decent chance of winning.
But, if Suarez demonstrates the same cowardice he showed two years ago in refusing to support Alfie Leon, then you can expect that the predicitions that Carollo's been making for months will come true, starting with his claim that he intends to get rid of City Manager Emilio "Colonel Klink" Gonzalez, followed by Police Chief Jorge Colina. And that's just for starters.
Even Carlos Gimenez the Mayor of Miami-Dade County was smart enough to come out in support of Gabala weeks ago
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More evidence that @MiamiMayor works for Mas and Beckham, not his constituents: when @JoeCarolloNow reasonably suggests the city look for bidders who may pay more rent for Melreese, @FrancisSuarez has a meltdown and the meeting degrades into a shouting match. Again. #BecauseMiami pic.twitter.com/PtwT6M5MAa— Billy Corben (@BillyCorben) October 10, 2019
Francis Suarez on the other hand continued to stand on the sidelines with his thumb stuck up his ass, and now this morning, he faces a decision that will either make or break his term as Mayor of Miami.
He can do nothing, like he did with Carollo and reap the consequences of that act of cowardice, or he can come out in support of Gabala.
If he choses not to support Gabala and claims like he did with Carollo that he's ready to work with whoever gets elected, then not only can you expect to see and hear Suarez whining and begging for respect like he has during the last two years but I predict that he will also start looking for a graceful way to get out of being the Mayor of Miami before the end of his term in 2021.
Either way, this is a day that will define both Francis Suarez and the future of Miami, and sadly, if you look at the video below, you'll realize that the odds are not good that Francis Suarez is capable of making a wise decision.
It's Miami. Bitches!
TODAY WILL BE THE DAY THAT REVEALS WHETHER FRANCIS SUAREZ HAS THE BALLS TO BE A REAL MAYOR, OR IS DESTINED TO CONTINUE BEING A WHINY BITCH UNDESERVING OF BEING THE MAYOR OF MIAMI