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NUMBER 101 - OCTOBER 4, 2018
AFTER YEARS OF WELL EARNED OBSCURITY, FORMER MAYOR ALEX PENELAS HAS NOW RESURFACED AS A SHILL FOR FRANCIS SUAREZ'S EFFORT TO BECOME STRONG MAYOR.
Short of driving a stake through their hearts, and burning them in a bonfire, Miami's limitless number of former corrupt, incompetent and just weasel fuck politicians never seem to go away, and stay away.
Take Alex Penelas, former mayor of Miami-Dade County who in the last couple months decided that this was the year to come out of the crypt he's been hanging from upside down since he left office after loosing the 2004 primary for US Senate.
In the last few days, Penelas has been on a whirlwind tour of radio shows touting the efforts of Francis Suare's campaign for Strong Mayor.
None of these people do anything out of the goodness of their heart, so just what exactly does Penelas expect to receive as the Quo, for his Quid Pro?
And what does it say about Francis Suarez that he would rely on someone like Penelas to out out and shill for him? If Suarez thinks that this is such a good idea, then he's the one who should be showing up at radio stations to talk about this proposal and answer question from listeners.
But then, it's Baby Mayor Suarez we're talking about, so given his track record of cowardice to date, expect to see Alex Penelas continue to spread half-truths and flat out lies for the next couple weeks, and then we'll see where that gets him, and us.